Saturday, July 21, 2007

Bush Back In Power - Thompson Looming

(Fred Thompson) Lord Cheney pretended to give power back to Bush today after a routine colonoscopy. A brief scan of news sites suggests he refrained from bombing anyone while the president was being investigated. Rumors are circulating that one of the polyps removed was in fact Bush’s head.

Meanwhile, movement on the Fred Thompson front adds fuel to the speculation that he will indeed run. Thompson has secured the services of veteran Republican operative Rich Galen. No lightweight, the politically astute Galen is author of cyber column Mullings and provides political analysis on CNN. A sample of his thoughts.

Thompson will spend the rest of the summer strategizing with Galen to craft an early September launch. The other GOP contenders have cause for concern.

While Fred Thompson added Galen, Duncan Hunter has added former McCain staffer Patrick Anderson, a casualty of the McCain meltdown yet to be acknowledged by McCain. Never underestimate the power of denial. I speak from experience.

(Tommy Thompson) Let’s not get our Thompsons confused. We also have Tommy Thompson, governor of Wisconsin and not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. His panties are currently in a bunch because he thinks Mitt Romney is copying his campaign strategy, even though Romney’s schedule has been posted at Romney's Web site for months.

6 Comments:

Blogger Liza said...

Why are Republican male politicians so unattractive? It's a serious question. They are what you call "two baggers." Wear a bag on your own head in case their bag falls off.

7/21/2007 6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Graff not in compliance
http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?_27039433800+0

7/22/2007 8:55 AM  
Blogger x4mr said...

Anon,
Graf is not a factor in politics, compliance or not.

Liza,
You don't desire stroking your mouth over every square inch of Tommy Thompson's masculine physique? The thought of licking his furry nipples while fondling his flabby buttocks doesn't appeal?

7/22/2007 6:30 PM  
Blogger Sirocco said...

You should see him _without_ his makeup.

We managed to survive Saturday without bombing Iran. Cheney must be mellowing.

7/23/2007 6:40 AM  
Blogger Liza said...

x4mr,
No, neither Tommy nor Fred would be good for that. I kind of doubt we would have much to talk about either. However, your comment kind of makes me wonder what your next writing project will be. A Romance novel, perhaps?

7/23/2007 8:02 AM  
Blogger x4mr said...

Liza,

Should you have an interest in blogosphere history, consider the following thread at Stacy's from last August.

Okay, yes, I have a thing for Giffords. I also have a thing for Stacy, and Kate Beckinsale is welcome at my home anytime. I don't watch Underworld for the plot.

Also, I'd be willing to bet that you're pretty fun. Alas, I have a thing about monogamy and I'm currently married to my blog.

She's insanely jealous.

7/23/2007 7:20 PM  

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