Certified Web 2.0 Geek

After that last post, I need to lighten things up.

If five or more of the following apply, you are a certified Web 2.0 Geek.

Your first thought after a good movie is to update your profile.
The word "omnivore" makes you think of a text messaging kid.
You read your comments before your email.
By 3 p.m. you know the headlines of tomorrow’s newspapers.
The nightly news is like watching re-runs.
You can no longer uni-task the television.
What checkbook?
Flowers.com saves your ass the Friday before Mother’s Day.
You know the restaurant’s menu and what you want before you go.
You recognize dotted quads as people.
You know the current results if someone googles your name.
You live in Tucson and someone in Jersey googles your demise.
You live in Tucson and know when someone in Jersey googles your demise.
You get excited downloading comma delimited datasets into SPSS for a blog post.
You post more than half as frequently as Thinkright.
Writing on paper without hypertext functionality occurs as primitive.
You view a page’s source code to steal functionality.
Someone copies material at your blog to write nasti-grams.
Your blog produces complaints from your significant other.
Your blog is your significant other.
You blog alone because you don't believe in infidelity.

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