Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Pat Robertson Predicts Mass Killing


Well, there are stories coming out that Pat Robertson has had another conversation with God, and the Lord shared with him that there would be another "mass killing" by terrorists in the United States this year. Now the Lord, he said, would not specifically say that the attack would be nuclear, but he was left with that impression. God reported that this would involve major cities, but apparently not the small Pennsylvania town Robertson slated for Armageddon due to a vote by its school board. God apparently felt the school board didn't meet the bar for biblical obliteration.

A couple years ago, Robertson's talks with God here spoke of the prompt removal of justices from the Supreme Court. More significantly, God told him that the terrorist threat would diminish in 2005. Quoting prophet Robertson directly: If I'm hearing God right, we will see a tremendous incident of miracles in the year 2005. ... God's spirit is going to be moving in dramatic power around the world. And his spirit is going to be touching the hearts of many in the Muslim world and they will be turning to the gospel, to Jesus Christ. I think many of them already are, but this is going to be an acceleration that will really amaze the world. ... 'Revival will break out throughout the Muslim world, my [God's] truth will penetrate their hearts. The hold of that falsehood that has gripped them will be broken.'

I'm thinking maybe we should buy Pat a copy of Eternal Forces, a five shot Americano from Starbucks, and pro Jesus chearleaders. He can use his regular dialogs with God to discover non-violent methods to defeat the Army commanded by the Anti-Christ.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Sirocco said...

What a coincidence -- I, too, had a conversation with God recently. He told me Robertson is a loon, and that he enjoys playing tricks on him because Pat takes everything he (God) says too seriously.

My prediction, based on this recent chat, is that Pat will turn out to be far more wrong than right. Any bets on which of us is a better prognosticator? Also, if I win does it mean I have a greater understanding of God's desires than Pat does?

1/03/2007 8:04 AM  
Blogger USpace said...

..
absurd thought -
God of the Universe will
destroy itself soon...


absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
predict MASS killings...
..

1/04/2007 8:19 PM  
Blogger USpace said...

Great one, you're in, thanks!

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
make good use of terror


USpace
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1/04/2007 9:12 PM  

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