Thursday, February 24, 2011

Comments on Middle East Uprisings

Moammar Gadhafi:
Young people are taking pills and being exploited by Osama bin Laden.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
Religiously united youth are rising up in demand for an Islamic state as Iran did in 1979.

Glenn Beck:
A secret organization of Islamic extremists are executing a vast conspiracy to establish world domination by a Hitler like Islamic dictator who will establish Shariah Law and ban Christianity, assault rifles, the consumption of pork, and my show.

George W. Bush:
I made Iraq and Afghanistan peaceful and prosperous democracies. Now other Asian countries see that it’s possible for them, too.

Sarah Palin:
So we discussed what was going on in Africa. And never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or is it a continent, I just don't know about this issue except, you know, that the Persian principles of the freedom loving women and young girls of Mozambique and Madagascar have always talked about freedom, uh, truth, and the American way.

Rush Limbaugh:
Barack Obama is calling on his Muslim brothers to overthrow the regimes that were friendly to the United States. He wants to isolate us, to cripple this country, to tear down America in the world, to tie our hands and bend us over before our enemies, as a means to implement his socialist agenda.

Bill O’Reilly:
This is just another example of the Obama administration trying to undermine American interests in other countries to help himself win re-election in 2012.

Michele Bachmann:
How do we know that Barack Obama was not born in Libya or Egypt? We don't know. Obama might be Tunesian. He might be related to Mubarak or Gadhafi. They all look alike to me.

Osama bin Laden:
Shit.

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