Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Shutting Up Sarah

Sarah Palin is boasting that liberals cannot get her to shut up.

Her assertion is misleading, implying that somehow this particular distinction applies only to liberals.

Truth be told, conservatives have precisely the same inability to shut her up.

Moderates have also demonstrated that they have no capacity whatsoever to get Sarah Palin to shut up.

In fact, God, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and the Dalai Lama have all acknowledged that they have been and remain unable to get Sarah Palin to shut up.

In an exclusive interview with Enlightenment Magazine, God noted, "We've pretty much reached the conclusion that even Sarah Palin can't get Sarah Palin to shut up."

Gautama Siddhattha Buddha added, "For Sarah Palin to shut up would be a contradiction of form and essence."

Jesus Christ wept, "Every time I hear that bitch I'm reminded of what it was like to feel forsaken."


Anonymous Observer said...

Hilarious, and so true.


1/19/2011 10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quintessential x4mr irreverence.

It just occurred to me - are we really going to have to listen to this twit for the rest of our lives? I don't know how much longer I can last.

1/19/2011 2:48 PM  
Blogger Liza said...

I've wondered the same thing, how much longer can this last?

I suspect that the last tango in Paris will be whether or not Palin really does try to win the GOP presidential nomination. If she does not go for it, then how does she re-invent herself to keep people interested in her? She's a half term former Alaska governor, a failed vice presidential candidate, an "author" of a book about herself, and the star of a reality show that was mostly unsuccessful. At this point, she has to be increasingly controversial to get people to pay attention to her. That might be a good sign that the end is near.

So much for the pitbull with lipstick. Palin is more like an older pomeranian with questionable breeding and insufficient training that resulted in behavioral issues. Now all she can do is bark for attention and demand her treats.

1/19/2011 3:51 PM  
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1/19/2011 4:35 PM  
Blogger The Navigator said...

I love it when x4mr goes into humor mode. I forget how funny he can be.

Jesus Christ wept, "Every time I hear that bitch..."

Hah!!! Laughed till it hurt.

I agree with all the comments. Let's hope this is the beginning of the end of our having to hear the latest self-glorification of that self-serving egomaniac.

1/19/2011 4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anon said...

Oh, god, that was funny. I just kept laughing harder as I read further. The Christ quote after the Buddha quote is an absolute scream.

Thanks for the best laugh I've had in awhile.

1/19/2011 7:04 PM  
Anonymous Another Anon said...

We can thank John McCain and the RNC for elevating this twit to the national limelight.

I actually believe the McCain camp got conned into putting her onto the ticket by what has become the tea party so they would have a spokesperson, a champion.

1/20/2011 1:31 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Thanks for your precise and pungent (and hilarious) analysis. Pomeranian or pit bull, indeed.


1/26/2011 7:50 AM  
Anonymous Mike Brewer said...

They could use Sarah Palin to test the validity of the new MMPI.Minnesota Multi-Phasic Personality Inventory that screens for mental illness. Sort of like the Birthers, we should ask her to show her MMPI results. I am sure the new DSM for Psychiatry can gin up a new category of Narcisism just for Palinites. She represents a body politic that will never own a library card.

2/11/2011 2:50 AM  

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